Need a little help!!!

It is beautiful weather, sunny and stayed last night at the big truck stop and had the truck turned off.

 

I figure the chicken lights reefer fuel and the flags will cost so we have to pass along the overhead, now being a en-treeee pen-ure as I am we need some girls in string bikinis and that will cost so I figured in the munchies will be our price point of a mere 25.00 a bag.

 

Well;that confirms it.I do have a little storm cloud which follows me around..And come to think of it;a duck.Nope not the AFLAC one..He would be(in keeping with the theme of this thread) TOAST.

 

hope the fireworks sell good.maybe open a small road kill grill to help out,only need charcoal

 

our retirement plan

 

What kind of girls? The kind who
1. Makes one heart stop for 3 seconds
2.The kind where one keeps staring
3. Those who make ya wonder where all the old pick-up lines went
4.Those seen working the Truck stops?

 

probably all the above,good for business

 

I figure a grill would do well, not charcoal needed we can just tear off deck boards and burn them, the old oil and such will impair a flavor.

Far superior to using the outhouse wood like I did last time, that deer really did taste like *^($

 

rofl good thinking, deck boards it is

 

Have a thought for the name of the grill, roadkill grill, you kill it we grill it.

Or Old School Grill, you kill and chill while we grill.