Need help understanding fuel permits

In PA to register this thing as an RV is nearly impossible. I need running or potable water, a cooking appliance, toilet facility, etc. I wish I could, but I don't see any way to make that happen.

 

I've checked with an enhanced inspection station. To convert to RV you need at least 4 of the following:

1 - Cooking appliance (microwave; that's easy)
2- Refrigerator (already in there, that's easy)
3 - Running water (sink / faucet)
4 - Self contained toilet
5 - Heating and AC (they don't know if the controls in the sleeper for heat / ac from the engine are good enough)
6 - gas line or 110 electrical hookup

3 - 6 are the criteria I don't meet. I have a sleeper but it's already tight. Don't know how I would get those extras in there.

Regarding titling in another state: I hadn't thought about it. Would that make titling it as an RV easier? And don't I need a residential address in another state to even consider doing that?