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NEVER FORGET-----DONT

Discussion in 'CB Radio Forum' started by bored silly, Apr 20, 2017.

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  1. Apr 20, 2017 #1
    bored silly

    bored silly Road Train Member

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    Never forget no matter what you do in life never EVER AND I MEAN EVER FALL IN LOVE WITH A FAT CHICK.......HERES WHY.... YOU WILL HAVE TO FEED HER..... AND THEN YOU WILL NOT HAVE ANY $$$$$ LEFT TO BUY YOUR CB RADIO OR HAM EQUIPMENT... BUT IF YOU DO OR MUST FALL IN LOVE WITH HER...MAKE SURE SHE HAS A REALLY GOOD PAYING JOB AND HAS BEEN WORKING THERE FOR QUITE AWHILE. THEN MAYBE SHE'LL HELP PAY FOR YOUR TOYS AND BE ABLE TO PAY FOR HER OWN FOOD.......BUT LIKE THE MOVIE SHALLOW HAL THE TRUTH IS ITS WHATS INSIDE THE PERSON THAT COUNTS. BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP... SOME OF THE MOST GORGEOUS/BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THIS WORLD IF YOU TURNED THEM INSIDE OUT ITS NOTHING BUT UGLY IN THERE !!!!!!!!!!!! IVE LIVED AND LEARNED THAT....... AND WHERE I COME UP WITH THIS CRAP I HAVE NO IDEA. BUT THEN IM A CRAZY ### TRUCKER....
     
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  3. Apr 20, 2017 #2
    Gunner75

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    My dad always told me to marry an ugly chick. Because ain't no body want her so she'll never screw around on you. Keep her happy and she'll buy you anything
     
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  4. Apr 20, 2017 #3
    bored silly

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  5. Apr 20, 2017 #4
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    She better have a REALLY GOOD PAYING JOB $$$$ LOL ........
     
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  7. Apr 20, 2017 #5
    Heritage11

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    That, and always make sure to meet and get a look at her mother. That's what you'll end up with in 30 years.

    Very true and good advice.
     
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  8. Apr 20, 2017 #6
    bigguns

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    I love it that so many guys think that an ugly broad won't screw around on their man. Some of the best ##### is a one nagger. A two nagger can be even better.
     
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  9. Apr 20, 2017 #7
    Gunner75

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    I stole my wife from my best friend after he beat her senseless. I'd be happy with her after meeting her mother and the rest of her family. Thank God her sister was the one dropped from the ugly tree
     
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  10. Apr 20, 2017 #8
    Ridgeline

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    Ain't that the truth, had a friend who married one ugly girl and after three kids and him working his butt off to build and keep a house, she got border hit the bars and picked up anything that was alive, when she got caught, she was with a 68 year old trucker and his 50 years old wife doing somethings that are unmentionable here.
     
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  11. Apr 20, 2017 #9
    dca

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    Is love a choice or does love choose you
     
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  12. Apr 20, 2017 #10
    lilillill

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    I recommend just getting a dog for companionship and some internet porn for the other. Women are highly overrated.
     
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