Not The Sharpest Tool In The Shed

Two incidents this reminds me of.
First was at a bar in my home city. Some clown tried a holdup. It was the local cop hangout.

Two. The stunt that sent Merle Haggard to prison.
He tried to break into a bar at nine in the evening. He was blind drunk and thought it was after two AM.

 

How the hell was he supposed to know dude. Looks like an average white 4 door truck with blacked out windows. Could happen to anyone.

 

No, not really... Cuz you know us normal, over taxed, hard working, non welfare receiving, honest deplorables are doing this all the time.

 

And the moral of the story is "Crime doesn't pay"

 

Try telling that to a narcissist or sociopath or someone with antisocial personality disorder.
They will probably disagree although they will be wrong.
Psychology: Why Some Don't Learn from Their Mistakes

 

Florida news is always good for a laugh.

 

Wow, that's heavy!