Off the road for a bit....

Discussion in 'Schneider' started by jakecat22, Apr 3, 2014.

  1. saddlesore

    saddlesore Light Load Member

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    Get well soonist!
    I have to go in later this summer and do the polyp snipping thingy (and rebuild my herniated bellybutton...used to be an "innie" now an "outie")
     
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  3. stevep1977

    stevep1977 Road Train Member

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  4. gentleroger

    gentleroger Road Train Member

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    Maybe you should try the "all burrito diet"? :)

    Best wishes
     
  5. mickeyrat

    mickeyrat Road Train Member

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    So are you still full of ####? :biggrin_25523:
     
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  6. Glp

    Glp Medium Load Member

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    Thats my kind of diet right there!
     
  7. dieselfuelonly

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    I was next to one of those in the Petro restroom today. Oh my God. First I heard what sounded like him taking a piss, but the explosive flatulence that accompanied it quickly changed my mind. It was so bad that the guy on the other side of this one started cracking up. That was until the smell wafted out. I have a terrible gag reflex. I almost bit the finger off my dentist once when she was taking a mold. That's to say, once I start gagging, I can't stop. It was so bad. I tried breathing through my mouth. I could still smell it. I jammed my nose into the armpit of my shirt hoping the smell of deodorant might block it out. It didn't. At this point I am seriously dry heaving in the stall. Finally I manage to stretch my head forward enough to get a breath of fresh air, and start breathing through my mouth again and then quickly finish up my business, wash my hands, and get out of there. DO NOT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GO ON THE ALL BURRITO DIET.
     
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  8. jakecat22

    jakecat22 Road Train Member

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    Well, thanks for the wishes all. I am out of the hospital and home now. The doctors think I should be ok without surgery. I have to monitor my food intake and take some medication for a few days and then have a follow up. If I have any problems with my stomach I will have to go back in and have surgery, doctors say there is a chance of that but they are confident it won't come to it.

    Not sure when I can work, have to get on a call monday with my DBL and the medical department to go over my medications and what I was given to see if I can drive in the mean time.
     
  9. drvrtech77

    drvrtech77 Road Train Member

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    Glad you didn't have to have the surgery...but it's good to see that you're back home resting...get well soon..
     
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  10. atruckr

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    LMAO ROTF.. Thanks I needed the laugh.. Been there too!
     
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  11. atruckr

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    Glad your doing better man! Hurry up and get out here again!
     
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