OK, it is time

Lol, I just realized this was posted in drivers health section.

 

I prefer my bacon with crumbled bacon on top (NOT that imitation crap!), and a double side of bacon.

 

If you want a real laugh get on Koolaid Kevin's website and check out the crazy and hilarious pictures of some bacon and its many uses. WARNING! There are some semi-adult pictures of female humans using bacon as attire.

 

Warning? You buried the lead! You kbow thats gonna get more visits than not.

 

I'll say I'm not much of a bacon person... BUT... That floppy half-as...err...cooked excuse for bacon just doesn't cut it!

If I hear it oink, I make sure it's dead and then tell the cook to do it over...

Now, the one that really gets people... Sausage patties. I like mine hockey-puck-like, and if it's not inside a biscuit then ill drizzle a little syrup on it.

 

Sounds like a dish from Denny's...

 

The warning was for a laugh. There is some really unbelievable stuff on the bacon thread. IMO the site sucks because there are so many idiots on it ruining the opportunity to exchange info. Of course there is also the issue of the Koolaid Kevin.