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jamespmack · Jun 25, 2021

@D.Tibbitt walks into a bar. Ask bartender for a double bourbon. Bartender watches him slam it down and order another double bourbon. Again slams it down. Orders a third double. Bartender says "Hey buddy you ok? Or are you celebrating? Thats a lot of booze?". D.TIBBITT reply "First BJ". Bartender says "Oh congrats, I'll by you around." D.TIBBITT replies "The first three hasn't washed the taste out of my mouth, not sure if the forth will."

Trucker61016 · Jun 25, 2021

D.Tibbitt said: ↑

Getting fuel at loves (my first mistake) . standing and waiting for fuel to finish; minding my own business . finished topping off passanger tank , put cap back on tank and hung up nozzle , walked around back to the drivers side.

As soon as i got around the front of my truck . BAM. bare naked butt cheeks right in front of my eyes from the next truck driver over. bending over to pickup something, in a short little skirt with no panties on, a nice breeze blowing showing it all to everybody ... I almost tripped and fell , couldnt believe what i was seeing....but i sure was enjoying the view.

The hottest lady trucker ive ever seen.

Continued on my journey to the drivers side, to finish topping off fuel, and decided to get a little side eye action to see if i could get a little better view of what i was looking at .. By this point she had grabbed the window squeegee and was washing the windows. i was wishing for another nice breeze to come thru so i could get another good look....

then out of the corner of my eye i saw her pulling up her dress messing with her tatas....i thought to myself is this really happneing right now ? She has to be doing this on purpose to me ? I mean she saw me fueling before she pulled up, out of all the fuel bays open she pulled next to me? She definatly wants me already and is trying to show off for me...

i finished fueling and decided to move in for a closer look and strike up a conversation ... Its friday afternoon ,and i got nothin to do tonight..

(This was the mother of all mistakes that will change my life forever)

.......

Thats when i realized, this was no hot girl at all, like i had seen from the backside .

It was a dude. A DUDE. With a full grown man beard on his face, bending over in a short mini skirt with bare naked butt hanging out ......my life flashed before my eyes right then and there , what in the hell has my life come to ?

I should have never looked in the first place but it was right in front of me , whats a driver supposed to do? Just look away?

"She" turned and looked at me with a smile and once i realized my mistake i said something like "what in the holy #### is that!!" . i didnt mean to say it , it just came out.

I couldnt drive out of that truckstop fast enough .

Now i have to live with that image in my mind for the rest of my life. The horrid image of tanned dude cheeks right in my frickin eyes. and the thought of me enjoying the hell out of it.....good god.

I will now proceed to enroll in post traumatic stress therapy and wash my eyes out with bleach for the next 72 hours.

Only at loves.
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Oh no, did you change your eyeballs after that nightmare image??

D.Tibbitt · Jun 25, 2021

skallagrime said: ↑

Hey, if a man can pull it off better than a woman, who are you to deny fate?
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Lmao need more bleach for my eyes

Trucker61016 · Jun 25, 2021

D.Tibbitt said: ↑

Getting fuel at loves (my first mistake) . standing and waiting for fuel to finish; minding my own business . finished topping off passanger tank , put cap back on tank and hung up nozzle , walked around back to the drivers side.

As soon as i got around the front of my truck . BAM. bare naked butt cheeks right in front of my eyes from the next truck driver over. bending over to pickup something, in a short little skirt with no panties on, a nice breeze blowing showing it all to everybody ... I almost tripped and fell , couldnt believe what i was seeing....but i sure was enjoying the view.

The hottest lady trucker ive ever seen.

Continued on my journey to the drivers side, to finish topping off fuel, and decided to get a little side eye action to see if i could get a little better view of what i was looking at .. By this point she had grabbed the window squeegee and was washing the windows. i was wishing for another nice breeze to come thru so i could get another good look....

then out of the corner of my eye i saw her pulling up her dress messing with her tatas....i thought to myself is this really happneing right now ? She has to be doing this on purpose to me ? I mean she saw me fueling before she pulled up, out of all the fuel bays open she pulled next to me? She definatly wants me already and is trying to show off for me...

i finished fueling and decided to move in for a closer look and strike up a conversation ... Its friday afternoon ,and i got nothin to do tonight..

(This was the mother of all mistakes that will change my life forever)

.......

Thats when i realized, this was no hot girl at all, like i had seen from the backside .

It was a dude. A DUDE. With a full grown man beard on his face, bending over in a short mini skirt with bare naked butt hanging out ......my life flashed before my eyes right then and there , what in the hell has my life come to ?

I should have never looked in the first place but it was right in front of me , whats a driver supposed to do? Just look away?

"She" turned and looked at me with a smile and once i realized my mistake i said something like "what in the holy #### is that!!" . i didnt mean to say it , it just came out.

I couldnt drive out of that truckstop fast enough .

Now i have to live with that image in my mind for the rest of my life. The horrid image of tanned dude cheeks right in my frickin eyes. and the thought of me enjoying the hell out of it.....good god.

I will now proceed to enroll in post traumatic stress therapy and wash my eyes out with bleach for the next 72 hours.

Only at loves.
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AModelCat · Jun 25, 2021

D.Tibbitt · Jun 25, 2021

jamespmack said: ↑

@D.Tibbitt walks into a bar. Ask bartender for a double bourbon. Bartender watches him slam it down and order another double bourbon. Again slams it down. Orders a third double. Bartender says "Hey buddy you ok? Or are you celebrating? Thats a lot of booze?". D.TIBBITT reply "First BJ". Bartender says "Oh congrats, I'll by you around." D.TIBBITT replies "The first three hasn't washed the taste out of my mouth, not sure if the forth will."

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Lmfao u going to hell right along side me

AModelCat · Jun 25, 2021

skallagrime · Jun 25, 2021

Oh come on d,

D.Tibbitt said: ↑

Lmao need more bleach for my eyes
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More eyeball bleach, less sight, more feel, fair enough, whens the wedding?

jamespmack · Jun 25, 2021

D.Tibbitt said: ↑

Lmfao u going to hell right along side me
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I got my ticket for that bus years ago.

skallagrime · Jun 25, 2021

jamespmack said: ↑

I got my ticket for that bus years ago.
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Bus? Im on the 1st class chartered plane

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