Panic Attack Causes Ejection!!!

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  1. Apr 13, 2020 #1
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  3. Apr 15, 2020 #2
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    What were doing 64 old men in fighter jet ?
     
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    Wow, he liked to have committed inadvertent suicide didn't he?
     
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    My takeaway is,,,,

    How impressive are these ejection systems!

    Guy doesn't even have the training to properly secure his helmet, but managed to survive an ejection and parachute ride. Pretty sure that meant the design did all the work. (I think part of the requirement is they have to eject and land an unconscious pilot/RO.)
     
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    If he was trying to go for social distancing he went about it the wrong way!!lol
     
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    Everything you wanted to know about the plane he let himself out of!!!
    Dassault Rafale - Wikipedia

    Rafales are equipped with Martin-Baker “zero-zero” ejection seats,which means the seat can be ejected at zero speed and zero altitude!! And for decades Martin-Baker has been renowned for their ejection seats saving countless pilots!
     
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    well it's like this, he had heard that flying in a fighter jet makes a man more virile and the sex he was going to have with his wife later was gonna be a really big bang.

    however, a surprise company outing to an air base caused a 64-year-old French man so much stress that he flung himself from a fighter jet in midair, grabbing the ejector button....he mistook EJECTOR button for ERECTION button........and now his wife had to wait a few hours before he could have another erection.........i'll bet he looked foolish after that, mistake.
     
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    #NOMISFIRES:thumbup:
     
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