Parrot on Board

Guy broke in a house. Heard a voice say: Jesus is watching you.
He asked: who’s that?
Voice said: Moses
He said: What idiot names a parrot, Moses.
Parrot said: The same idiot who named his Rottweiler; Jesus.

 

I knocked on a front door. Voice said: Come in!
Voice was a parrot.
No joking. True... next one too..

a African Grey Parrot. Loved the Boom Channel. Owner had it out with Dish network. Direct didn’t have Boom Channel. Dish called her. Promised her the world to come back. Parrot would raise hell all day long. Throwing stuff out of his cage all over. Making constant mess without his Boom Channel. You should have seen that bird when I turned the Boom Channel on. He loved me! Owner still mad at Dish said: This place is going to the birds.

 

Make sure you do like Jimmy Buffet says. Walk around with him on your shoulder and teach him how to fuss and teach him how to cuss and pull the cork out of a bottle of wine.

 

I don't need primping and preening, Ive a wife for that. LOL. Maybe I set the thing on HER shoulder. HA...

 

Make sure she isn't wearing earrings or a necklace.

I've got a caique, and amazon and a grey. Not sure I'd want to live on the road with them. The grey especially is capable of being able to make my ears ring from across the room.

 

Interesting. Yes there is a tiny amount of jewerly but never thought of it.

oh SPARKLY!!!! yea figures...