Phrases dispatchers hate.
Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by asphaltreptile311, Nov 16, 2019.
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And I’ve had plenty of straight truck drivers go to places that I’ve shoehorned in to where other trailer drivers wouldn’t.D.Tibbitt, Gearjammin' Penguin, Cattleman84 and 5 others Thank this. -
You drive that desk and I’ll drive the truck, deal?
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Speak real soft EARLY in the morning.
Good morning Boss (Just above a wisper. Bad phone a plus.. preferably in Camden NJ.
If it did escalate to yelling wisper lighter or even stop talking and wait.
That particular day went from fun to worse. No one ever listens to me... The enraged dispatcher now orders me and my dead and buried generations to report to VA Beach by 2 PM.
"Sorry Boss that's not a good idea today not going to happen."
More yelling this time a threat direted at me.. are you trying to be a wise ### drivah? I would have you fired so fast....
Fine see you in VA Effing beach at 2 PM. By phone.
2:04 rolls round from a payphone at a burger king just outside fo fightertown fencing perimeter. Entire place is at war.
Hello Boss.
FINALLY *(&*&^ what is this you [SCCCCCRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR followed by ground shaking thunder of burners.
It was 4 days before they could be bothered to speak to me again. I told them that isn't going to happen there today due to carrier quals and exercisess of 4 air wings.Crude Truckin' Thanks this. -
You have reached the voicemail ***-***-****
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Sorry hoss, the flux capacitor is busted, and the wings fell off.
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GFY
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Oh i forgot one of my favorites,
dispatcher: we need you to deadhead 500 miles to pickup beer
Me:" like for you, or for me to drown my sorrows??? "D.Tibbitt, x1Heavy, Cattleman84 and 2 others Thank this. -
Dispatcher : where are you ?
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Dispatch how are you weight wise
Me I'm 168 lbsD.Tibbitt, x1Heavy and Cattleman84 Thank this.
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