please describe thorough details of how to make a million dollars

do you happen to live in nigeria?? i think i met your cousin!! he ripped me off!!!

 

i miss them. i had so much fun with these guys i would write responses so over the top i cant believe they ever responded. i'm gonna freestyle this one but they'd go something like

"dear sirs/misses/to whom it might concern,
in my absolute highest regard i want to thankfully you for your most appreciated email. i have read through all documents pertaining to your request of funding me and i will say with the most courteous i am quite pleased and as i know you will be looking to transfer funds accordingly to my checking account number as i will be making payments to you promptly and professionally. however, in due accordance with my policies i will need at your mostest early convenience these informations;

name:
dob:
address:
telephone:
work phone:
company:
ss#:
bank account:
mothers maiden name (for verfications only):
routing number:


i assure you that as i know we will be very professional you will have no problem attaining this information for me and as i promised you i will be speedfully making you payment of the requested funds to begin transfer of my funds.

thank you godspeed.


ok i might of put a little bit too much time into that but i miss writing them emails hahaha

 

im starting to think maybe we need to form a little organization and get this thing going for real hahahaha