Please explain

I'm not going to suggest anything about shooting blanks.

 

I literally snorted. Jesus.

 

You have no idea the artillery that I have setup..

 

LMAO. I was gonna bring that up. WTF is with some ppl that have to stand right next to you when there is half a dozen other free spots. Might as well say hey bud you need a hand with that good buddy

 

They call me Girth Brooks

 

Wrong guy......I thought you were "Big Girth Johnson".

 

Should be required teaching... somewhere.

 

Wow.....teaching truck drivers where to pee.....amazing. Over the last several weeks....thru various posts.....I have learned way too much about drivers bathroom habits.....Am I weird because I don't pee in a bottle? To..........I carry a 5 gallon hermetically sealed bucket that I only $#!+ in one time and then " properly dispose" of it, because "I Only use it once a year for emergencies". ( congratulations on that one). Being able to predict a case of diarrhea one bucket ahead of time is quite the feat!) . I apologize if I have offended anyone with this humorous reply.....but....... Hey guys/ girls...... read "Everybody poops" , yes.......that is the name of the book that came out when my, now 36 year old son was about 5 or six years old. Look it up. Apparently, parents were failing to inform their children that "Everybody poops". Yup......we all pee too. In a bottle, between the drives, next to the reefer drivers driver side door, just kidding!!! Thank you all for the entertainment

 

Rumor is that when the men's rest rooms in Hollands Schipol Airport were built ,there was purposely embedded in the urinals the black outline of a fly. Supposedly it cut down on the floor cleaning expense.

 

The main reason guys pee all over the floor in front of the urinal, is they like to pretend "it" is much longer than "it" actually is! Just stand closer boys!!