Please explain

I have 3 boys I yaugh that to. They then decided to see how far away they could stand firm the toilet and still get it in the toilet. They decided it was not fun at all after mom caught them.

 

The woman's version of this, should you be curious, is that the entire bathroom is open, except for your stall. They walk buy every open stall to try yours even if it says occupied in red. Then they go into the one right next to your stall. Every time. Sigh.

 

Ole TX saying... Bulls with short horns, stand close.

 

After careful consideration, I guess using Roy G. Mercer's famous line would not be appropriate at the urinals.

"Just how big a boy are you, anyhow?"

 

Holy Cow.......I haven't thought about R D Mercer in years! Funny, Funny guy. I believe his line was: Just how big a feller' are you anyways. If any of you have never heard of him, look him up. Great comedian

 

This might be TMI but it definitely does get a little tough to aim at a regular toilet when youre 6'5 and got the morning wood. My tall guys know what im talkin about

 

Its kinda like a sniper its rather hard to concentrate on a potential target when your speaking right?

 

I have 6 of his CD's. LMAO playing them. Best one is when he calls up the little ole guy at the funeral home.
Threatens him with gonna come out and whup him...
Little ole guy says: "Come on, I will get the lights turned on on the hearse..."

 

I never hid the fact I whizzed in bottles. Gallon jugs. I drink tons of water and pee so much that I could never not use jugs.

My girlfriend asked the other day if I was still using jugs. Told her no, I’m local in a daycab now. I really felt like she was belittling me