Potty Emergency

When I’m at home, the only thing I drink is beer. I figure it repairs the damage done but TA prepared food. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.

 

Now driver you mean to tell me you got out teleport fast?

 

Make the relief pipe go directly into the DEF tank. Save money at the same time.

 

I know the exact times I have to go.
My bowels run with the efficiency of a German train schedule.

 

Did ya head into the peelot and fling that bag of goodies someplace good?

 

It was a miracle.

 

Let this be a lesson drivers-that truck stop food might taste good now,but you’ll be paying for it later sitting on the throne!
About 6 months ago I was at the Pilot on I-70 In Higginsville,Missouri in the bathroom when someone in one of the stalls did a number 2 so badly that the smell literally cleared out the bathroom and worse caused a toilet to overflow! Staff had the close the bathroom to clean up the mess!
I guess some drivers can’t handle the 2 for $5 Pilot pizza!!

 

Until you eat the wrong thing.

 

That's why I stick to hole in the wall Mexican joints/food trucks and tamales,empanadas from the back of a 68' Chevy sedan.
Those truck stops will kill you.

 

What did me was sugar free lifesavers. Bought a bag and was really enjoying sucking away at them, probably had a good couple of dozen when i got a stabbing pain in the guts just as i was going through the center of Lubbock. It was clear i had an issue that needed an immediate toilet facility, but i didnt get 2 miles further, still in the town, when i knew i had to stop right then. Instantly.
Now I know exactly how those women feel who drop their baby in the car or taxi going to the hospital. My plan was to pull over leap out the passenger door and go, but i didnt make it, rising from the sest proved more than i could manage .
I never read the small print on candy, but I couldn't work out what had hit me so I checked everything I could, and they are actually clearly marked don't eat more than 5, and warn they may have an emetic effect. It was honestly biblical they effect they had on me.