Question to the general public from a trucker

Dang we can quit trucking Just rent an office maybe we should Inc.

 

I feel a LLP in the makin'.

 

Hey we forgot we need a C.P.A. Shocky can you handle that?

 

I believe there are several reasons. First one is that most 4 wheelers have no idea what a real driver needs in terms of room, etc. The second one is they are afraid to pass a driver. The third is they think about passing on an uphill, then when going downhill, freak out because the "driver speeds up". That leaves them in mental turmoil trying to figure out what to do. And last, they're just stupid.

 

Certified Public A _ _ _ _ _ _ ?
Sure!
That's me!
I'm ALL over it.

 

Great but you know fuel is going up so we will have to take a % out of your pay to help buy fuel.

 

Let's see ...................
100% of nuthin' is ...................... uhhhhh, ...........
carry the one and divide by two times the goin' rate minus expenses is ...

HeY!
I come up with NUTHIN'.
CooL!
At least I ain't in the hole.

 

Thats good aint it?You can not lose money if you have not got any.We been truckin to long to make money now if we had been doing it for 2 R 3 yrs we would be rich.

 

how does your wife feel about that?

Actually, I *do* want to start an ambulance service... but I want to use the Moller Aircar for it. #### FAA is dragging their feet in certifying the beast, and I'm getting annoyed.

 

WIFE?!!!!
are you kiddin'?!
What woman do you reckon would put up with the likes --- or dislikes --- of ME?
There ain't no Mrs. AfterShock.
At least not at this time.
Who knows what's in the cards of the future?
She'll need the patients of Job to gitalong with me.

I rest my case.

Speakin' of certifying --- aren't you scheduled to start Big truck truck drivin' school tomorrow? Or, have I got my dates crossed again?

Don't leave 'till I have a chance to wish you the BEST of success, Lurch.