Random LTL Rants (all are welcomed)

The more I think about it, the more I wanna be on board with either a transfer or just jumping ship. I was in SLC... And holy crap, I didn't have a chance to venture outside... But the chicks on the dating websites there sure beat the local montuffalos that have six kids, missing teeth, and have a meth lab in their basement. Hell yeah no more triples!!!!

 

OH PUHLEEZE! 1) Chicks on dating sights in Utah, are most likely to be sexually repressed adolescents in adult bodies, that have become nymphos. Hmmm, maybe that in itself isn't too bad, but. . .

2) Drug use is as rampant in Utah, as it is anywhere else.

3) You are likely right about them not having six kids. Remember, this is UTAH! MORMON COUNTRY. They likely have at least 10 -12 kids.

4) Lots of dentists in Utah, that are looking for customers. Lots of customers in Utah that can't afford dentists.

and

5) Utah does allow triples, doubles, rockies, interstate doubles, oversize, undersize and normal size.

Oh yeah, winter in SLC is probably worse than it is in Denver, though not as bad as the midwest, and the smog and crap in the air in SLC is as bad or worse, than anywhere in the country.

 

Not really a rant, but new start time has me working 60 hours a week now, starting at 6am ending at 6 or 7. Paychecks look great though

 

Just give it time RR. I thought I'd never find another after my ex but I got someone even better. If your looking to just get played with the. Go for the 490 meth head with 18 kids with no teeth, as shaggy would say just be a man! Or find a ho-house I'm sure there's some run out there.

Or apply to UPSF in Harrisburg PA, it's not in the middle of no where and it's still cheap to live

 

Harrisburg sucks the Pizz off a hand me down Mattress from CRST . stuck in the middle of ghetto on the right and technology/heath care facilities on the left. Harrisburg sucks RR. PA is cheap overall that's the only bonus lol

Or just bang a 400 pounder with a meth empire

 

OD called me this past week. Went for the interview thought it went well, Not really wasting each our times, Have sincere interest with the company. Committed going back to ABF shortly though. Didn't let them know that. OD what bothers me. No OT after 8 or 40, Overall, The fella sold the company well, non descriptive as possible until the transition works out. The area would be the same with yet another uniform. Honestly, I can't say a bad word about OD from the interview, Fella answered all questions and wasn't new to LTL.

 

I'd much rather live in Utah than Pennsylvania. Cost of living is cheap in Utah too and lots of women there, they out number the men. Why do you think all those Mormons have 8 wives? The ladies are hot there!

 

Several Girlfriends are enough. Dude, Seriously imagine having 8 knagging wives !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol 8 ! hot or not ! 8 ! lol women are still crazy anyone in earshot. 8 !

Rent, don't own 8.


PS. Have fun in utah. no jealousy here

 

Never been west of Imdiana, so I don't know how the rest is. I like PA better than NY, less ash holes and stuck up bizatches. And 8 wives or gfs? No thanks to that the one I got nags enough.

ODFL is a good job but I'm not trading the pension and overtime for that. I wanna be able to enjoy my last years not working spending al the money so my future kids have none lol.

 

Humble brag. PA is better then NY Wanna fight ?