Ridiculous Advice Thread

When you see a sign that says left lane closed that indicates to immediately turn into left lane, accelerate and then cut off drivers at last second when the lane ends.

 

Make sure to yell "zipper merge" while making the 17th lane change in a half mile in stop and go traffic as well

 

Never start a fight, but never lose a fight.

 

To keep wrecker drivers happy. Cut a hole in your Volvo and you and 5 cousins crap out of it.

Then get offended when he refuses service and leaves you on the side of the highway.

Complain to state patrol and have cousin HopSing detained by immigration.

 

May also clog some toilets aswell.

 

A lot of fools do this in trucks and cars. SMDH.

 

Even though the sign says closed, I'm going in to volunteer,,

 

If a DOT officer says he’s going to do an inspection on your truck, just tell him since it’s technically considered your house that he will need a search warrant, then calmly drive away. Ignore any blue lights that may follow you. They’re just bluffing.

 

Roger Beeps are cool.

 

Use a rubber mallet to gauge tire pressure. It’s really easy to tell if it is a little low.