Ridiculous Advice Thread

And especially heavy haulers love it. And crank that APU up full blast.

 

When you’re a brand new CDL holder, and you park in a nearly empty truckstop always park directly right next to the one of the few other trucks in the entire parking lot, this way when you forget you’re driving a giant semi truck, taking off the trucks front end next to you, will quickly remind you.

 

I’d just tell them my wheel went flat

 

When you are telling a story it is important to stress one of the following: NO BS, This ain’t no lie or you ain’t gonna believe this.

otherwise it will be considered BS and lies and we won’t believe it.

 

When making a turn, if there's an illegally parked car, you're allowed to run it over.

All right hand turns must be button hooked. See "How to make a right turn" thread. Also "How to make a left turn" thread.

All legal and medical advice found on TTR is Gospel.

 

Or you lost the key to your load lock

 

I only have one hat, and so many rabbits..

 

And it should be perfectly legal to put them into the ditch/wall.

 

And make sure you nose in instead of backing in, that way the rear of your trailer will obstruct the other driver's view of the aisle and they can play a fun guessing game of "is a truck coming from that side?" when he/she is ready to pull out.

 

Meanwhile at the fuel island