Ridiculous Advice Thread

Dude, she totally digs me! If I stuff another $1000 into her garter she will bear my children NGL.

 

Nothing wrong with that, as long as you are coming off the ferry to England.

..or Oz, or NZ, or SA, or Ireland, or .........

 

Brakes are optional flip flops are mandatory.

 

or having a flashback and think you are ?????

 

When a broker offers you cheap freight it's okay to ask the broker they are supplying the driver and fuel for your truck on top of the rate because you know at that rate they must be.

 

Strippers blow and booze are essentials to life on the road. Lol

 

Well yeah isn’t that how it’s done?

 

It makes it much easier for the coroner when they can figure out one's recent diet from the remnants of the same staining one's clothing. Saves taxpayer dollars.

 

Kinda makes sense. One question what if said individual passes gas and coroner can’t tell if it’s a dead body or a fart ?