Ridiculous Advice Thread

If you have to use the restroom at a customer just go in the parking lot. The rain will wash it away.

 

When you're in a truck stop restroom stall, no one can here your moaning and groaning.

 

And never trust a fart!

 

If you put on your emergency flashers, you can park anywhere, at anytime, for how ever long you want. Emergency, you know.

 

Make sure to call that number on the ####ter door for a good time

 

OK, I'm laughing now!!!

 

That was you?!!!

 

Tell everyone (hundreds of times) you don't have any panties on.

 

Truck drivers never tell lies.

 

In deep southern accent , hey sugar this is Barbara , i go commando .