Now wait a minute... ... if Santa makes deliveries in all 24 time zones in a 24 hour period... ... he's GOT to be either cooking paper logs or seriously in hours of service violation. Not to mention 100's of thousands of miles in a 24 hour period. I bet he's not even logging On Duty during his stops. His reindeer probably are lame and Rudolph's nose needs replacing. Report him!
Not even mentioning that he probably isn't running any kind of anti pollution devices on the deer, if CSA don't get him, CARB will for sure!!!
I hear he buys cheap Chinese reindeer food instead of the locally sourced-organic-non GMO-fair trade-vegan reindeer food.