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Road Wisdom

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by WesternPlains, Feb 15, 2022.

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  1. Mar 6, 2022 #91
    bryan21384

    bryan21384 Road Train Member

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    Road Wisdom for the day:

    Backing a trailer in tight spaces is like sex from a man's point of view; use every inch and go slow.
     
    bryan21384, Mar 6, 2022
    bryan21384, Mar 6, 2022
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  3. Mar 6, 2022 #92
    MACK E-6

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    Maybe you should call LaForge. :biggrin_25523:
     
    MACK E-6, Mar 6, 2022
    MACK E-6, Mar 6, 2022
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  4. Mar 19, 2022 #93
    WesternPlains

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    When you’re having problems with a shipper or receiver. Might be stuck there over the weekend waiting for Monday. Just tell the office you’re going fishing. Works like a charm.
    I had a pickup at a plastics/chemical plant. Must have contact to get inside. Contact wouldn’t answer phone all day. No recorder. I tried my usual contact for delivery. Surprised no call back from message? Trucking company that’s supposed to handle all 53 footers didn’t answer or call back. I had nothing! Had given my office info. They said nothing. So... I told the office. If I’m gonna have to wait here all weekend. There are party boats going out in the Gulf here. I’m gonna go fishing. That did it! Little while later. Office called. Got through to my usual contact. He got pickup arranged. Couldn’t believe it. I drove toward the section I usually go. I could see three forklifts with my tanks on them. All going to the warehouse where I usually unload. I was picking up empty tanks. Somebody lit a fire under these people after hours. Got it done!
     
    WesternPlains, Mar 19, 2022
    WesternPlains, Mar 19, 2022
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  5. Mar 19, 2022 #94
    Moosetek13

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    So how exactly does that differ from a woman's point of view?
     
    Moosetek13, Mar 19, 2022
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  7. Mar 19, 2022 #95
    Moosetek13

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    You should have turned your phone off and gone fishing for the weekend, just to teach them a lesson.
     
    Moosetek13, Mar 19, 2022
    Moosetek13, Mar 19, 2022
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  8. Mar 20, 2022 #96
    bryan21384

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    The man has the stick, the woman has the hole....I don't know man lol.....we are mostly guys on here....just take it as me talking trash lol
     
    bryan21384, Mar 20, 2022
    bryan21384, Mar 20, 2022
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  9. Mar 20, 2022 #97
    roundhouse

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    I think it’s Spanish moss
     
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  10. Mar 28, 2022 #98
    WesternPlains

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    Ca. border check point.
    Gal asks what I’m carrying.
    I say: Carts
    she: What?!
    I say: carts.
    She: Let me see the BOL
    She says: Carts... ok
    :biggrin_25526:
     
    WesternPlains, Mar 28, 2022
    WesternPlains, Mar 28, 2022
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  11. Mar 28, 2022 #99
    Lumper Humper

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    Trucking is a whole lot of hurry up and wait. Sit on enough flying J toilets and it’ll count as you being covid vaxxed. As long as you have your hazards on you can legally park anywhere. I’ll probably think of more later lmao.
     
    Lumper Humper, Mar 28, 2022
    Lumper Humper, Mar 28, 2022
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  12. Mar 28, 2022 #100
    LoneRanger

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    Not really road wisdom but more common sense.

    don’t light up when your fueling up.


    Just witnessed a flat bedder lighting up at the island.
     
    Last edited: Mar 28, 2022
    LoneRanger, Mar 28, 2022
    LoneRanger, Mar 28, 2022
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