Road Wisdom

When going thru small towns get in the right lane if there is an available place to turn to the left at a stoplight and it doesn't have an arrow.

I've trained my ole lady to do this.
Pet peeeeeeeeevvvvvveeeeeee.

 

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Hey those are my financial advisors. I'm fully invested in plastic flamingos.

 

As women put on weight their voice sounds more sexy. Sexy voice = fat 98% of the time.

 

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Around every corner is a Prime truck, waiting to knock you off cruise control.

At least that fleet will keep you on your toes.

 

Thanks for the confirmation. I really thought it was just me imagining that’s what was happening.

 

That’s funny and true. Also when you come up on a Prime truck the left lane looks like the inside lane at Talladega?

 

Just start singing george jones to make you feel better... And the race is on and here comes prime down the back stretch, and ol swift is moving to the inside...