Rookie right here

Have a great night all! Great advice in here....

 

Eh I got a lot of jokes. Most of them are not forum appropriate though. And a lot of it has actually happened as sad as that is to say. I persoannly don't care for Rosie, so I'm mean about her. And that #### you hear on the radio at night sometimes is ridiculous. Last night coming across hwy 24 some guy that had to be pushing a kilowatt come on there asking about a sweet voice (female driver). He was on 70 she didn't have a kicker so idk what her response was or if she even responded.

I feel sorry for a lot of the women drivers out there. Too many pigs out there. There really aren't many to be honest maybe a handful out of every 100 or so from a mans point of view but that's still too many IMHO. There's nights I wished I could've found a couple drivers talking to women. Eh couple clips on the right wires and next time they key up they'll fry their radio.

 

http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=lJ45iaQgJjk

Check out this movie I found on YouTube. Pretty #### good job of seeing the road from a drivers pov.

 

I'd walk over (with my bear spray on my hip) and say "honey, why are you taking so long? We don't have time to make friends woman!" Get over here now so we can get our load delivered on time! Move! Now! If that doesn't work blast em from 35 feet away and call 911.

 

Of course. A lot of the people who harass people though aren't really all that tough a simple leave them the #### alone usually solves the problem. Its the quiet types you have to worry about. The people who get out of the truck straight faced say absolutely nothing and just mind their own business. I don't talk much unless I'm unloading or waiting to get loaded. At a fuel stop about all I say is hi or wave. Just keep to myself and don't cause problems. Whatever you do don't go all radio Rambo on somebody. Although we all get a good laugh out of it you're liable to wind up in a ditch with your jaw half off someplace.

Remember that movie joy ride from a few years ago starring Paul Walker? Kids buy a Cb put it in the car and mess with a truck driver then get the trucker tries to kill them? Yea that's happened before guaranteed. I've had a few 16 year olds talk #### on the radio before. Took everything I had not to pull over and beat them senseless. For the most part drivers are respectful long days take a toll on us all mix that with not getting any for a months at a time and you have a volatile situation hahaha. There's a joke about that actually goes like this.

Couple guys are sitting around a truck stop bull ######## with each other, talking about numerous things. Issue of lot lizards and what goes on comes up. Driver A asks drive B how long its been since he hasn't had to pay for it. Driver B says hell man its been so long Wilma from the Flintstones is starting to look good. Betty's always looked good but its bad when Wilma starts looking good.