Rule# 11: Sleep at her house and sneak out before sun up while the room is still dark. Then you won't be traumatized!! Rule# 12: Don't tell your buddies! Rule# 13: Keep the bottle close by. If you sleep past sunrise, chewing your arm off is painful but a doable option.
And "learn" how to drive an automatic.. Rule #14: Not wise to post on this forum drrruuuunnnk. Don't ask how I know Better off to call an ex wife (or two)...