When I was in the Army; someone sent our brigade commander a big bag of the gummy dicks. It didn't go over so well.
True. The whole brigade was smoked until they found out who did it. Turned out is was a someone who already got out and it was their farewell gift. After that, every brigade event someone always a had a bag of gummy dicks. Lol.
35 min to unload at Americold in Dallas... ...and an hour early.... ...time to get a scratch off ticket
So, my daughter and her friend got suspended from riding the school bus for writing on the back of the seat. But she didn't just right anything; she wrote a math problem. Of course as a parent; me and the wife had to ground her, but I couldn't help but laugh and was like when nerds go bad. Lol.
My son is basically a nerd too, but he has that great combination of really smart but no common sense which causes the phrase "how are you this smart but this stupid!?" To be repeated in our heads. He use to out argue the wife when he was little. Beat you logically but couldn't figure out why he couldn't use the computer during a blackout.....
Both of my kids are the same way. She was feeling pretty bummed about it, so, I made her laugh by saying what's next? Underground physics in the bathroom? She got a laugh out of it.
I think I heard a song about doing school work in the bathroom... "Conjugating in the Boys room! Conjugating in the boys room!"