S#!++!ng Bricks!!! LITERALLY!!!

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  2. W9onTime

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    The rectum gold was discovered upon “thorough examination,” the DRI said.

    “The uniqueness of this case is that huge numbers of people concealed the gold in their rectums,” the spokesman told The Guardian. “Rectum concealment by this many guys is a first.”
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  4. BUMBACLADWAR

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    Not "thorough examination"...theres Gold in these here hills"
     
  5. skellr

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    Tough way to dig for gold that you can't keep.
     
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    Sometimes when I drink Goldschläger I poop little bits of gold. I'll grant it isn't wrapped in plastic, but still.... I'm like a living version of El Dorado too.
     
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  7. KillingTime

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    Right betwixt the cleft, Gov'nah!
     
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    Alright!!! Everyone squat down and cough!!! Looky there!! He layed a golden egg!!
     
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    Imagine the smell!
     
  10. albert l

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    Bad humor
     
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