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Serial Killer Trucker

Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by Dockbumper, Nov 11, 2020.

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  1. Nov 11, 2020 #31
    Dockbumper

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    Too funny!! Lol
     
    Dockbumper, Nov 11, 2020
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  3. Nov 11, 2020 #32
    Just passing by

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    It's the perfect hideout for a serial killer, always on the open road but sheltered behind the wheel. And plenty of strangers' DNA for cover-ups if you collect enough pee bottles at the truck stop. Just dowse the victim et voilá...
     
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  4. Nov 12, 2020 #33
    not4hire

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    Hey, that's where I am right now! Do I need to lock my door? :eek:
     
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  5. Nov 12, 2020 #34
    AModelCat

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    I lock my door regardless lol.
     
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  7. Nov 12, 2020 #35
    MACK E-6

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    Don’t talk about me like that. :biggrin_25523: :biggrin_25522:
     
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  8. Nov 12, 2020 #36
    JC1971

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    Do you look like this guy?

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    Last edited: Nov 12, 2020
    Reason for edit: Fixed
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  9. Nov 12, 2020 #37
    bzinger

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    Roflmao
     
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  10. Nov 12, 2020 #38
    TripleSix

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    Or kills people who park on the fuel islands for 30 minute breaks. I’d watch it!

    #SerialKillersLivesMatter

    “Wait! Wait a minute!!!! I was just fooling around on the radio...you’re gonna kill me?”

    You have panties on. Now you must die.
     
    TripleSix, Nov 12, 2020
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  11. Nov 12, 2020 #39
    bzinger

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    Lmao
     
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  12. Nov 12, 2020 #40
    Chinatown

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    I just murdered a whole bottle of this:
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    Chinatown, Nov 12, 2020
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