Serious replies onley, not a parody thread

Make sure they see you. The fifth seeing habit. Absolutely critical.

 

I'm hiding the cast iron skillets, is all I know.

 

How does millipedal force play into this? Do they really have a million legs?

 

Get Out And Look. A great point. Hopefully I remember to set my brakes.

 

I keep it in 8th gear for 90-degree rights. Let go and let God, I say.

 

Did you know that tacocat spelled backward is toccata?

 

This account was advertised as 98-percent no-touch freight. Will the company pay for the lumper service?

 

I knew a guy with a lot of shiny rings who said he was making my whole month's gross every week on a 1099. Sounded neat. If I ever work up the courage to make this turn, I'll contact his company about a lease.

 

Mad. Very mad.

 

Food truck? No, it's made out of metal.