Signs and Signals

i always thought a blue light meant a person was in a blue mood....

 

There is nothing you can do to prevent..... They will ignore the signs & come a knocking anyways!

 

An electric fence battery paired with the coil from a Model T Ford......


Nah, it might not end well.

(It works to keep squirrels away from bird feeders though)

 

I'll just play some Polkas on my radio. That will keep them away

 

I wouldn't be so sure, since "pokin" is what they're after.

 

You should be more concerned about GETTING solicited! It used to happen to my wife every once and awhile. Trucks would flash their lights at her when she was walking through the parking lot, or yell to her, or try to call her over the CB. I hollered back to one guy that he could have her when I was finished, but that it was going to be few years! I got detention for that one!

 

My mom is Austrian and real conservative. When I first started trucking, she asked me about prostitutes. I showed her one of them no lot lizard stickers. She thought that was the funniest thing she ever seen. Everytime that sticker was brought up, back to laughing she went. Something about that lizard with hair.
They ought to make a cartoon with it.

 

Squeeze some mayo into a condom and leave it on the step.

 

Are you implying that an O/O cannot afford a lot lizard?