Sleeper Question

I hear that if you are found guilty they invest six cents, which is the cost of one .22 caliber bullet to put in your upper torso.

 

Silly Rabbit.............Once you firgure out how to cheat and lie on a log book..........you'll never have to worry about sleeping again.

 

For a woman, a split birth sounds really painful. Are all Truckers split births.

 

They use drone planes with infrared to make sure your in a prone position in the aft portion of the cab.

Lights out, no TV.

 

What a silly question n3wbie. Here is your answer.

The Satellite Flux Capacitor Reflector Device 2000, hidden in the secret compartment of your microwave, will monitor all inbound and outbound brain waves. Should you so much as think of violating regulations, a DOT officer will immediately teleport to your present location using cyborg-assisted GPS homing devices. The first infraction will entail a stern warning by a man with a thick Northern England accent. He will threaten to beat you and screw your girlfriend while you are away.

The second violation is a felony, and a temporal lobe lobotomy is standard procedure. The lobotomy will be performed by an illegal immigrant doctor who went to med school in Honduras and uses unsterilized equipment.

Whatever you do, stay in the sleeper.

 

HA! I just spewed my coffee out! I gotta call the house cleaner. Oh wait, I am the house cleaner.

 

Always pay cash for transactions made while logging sleeper . Credit card purchases are time stamped .

 

Oh my I didnt know they done all this, and Ive been driving for awhile now. Wonder what else they have seen me do when I wasnt in the sleeper? LOL

 

They post it on Youtube.

 

park in the fuel island while on your 10 will get you 5 demerits