Stay classy on Thanksgiving!

I'm telling you, it's that cheap, canned cranberry sauce where you can still see the lines from the can.

 

That stuff is great for sandwiches as it doesn't ooze out onto your shirt.

 

and the worst part is, you can only open the can from one end, at least the Ocean Spray that we buy.

who da heck thought that up..??

you gotta insert a knife along the inside of the can to "loosen up" the sauce and then maybe it'll come out.

years ago, i'd be helping the Mrs, and all i had to do was use the can opener at both ends, and out slid the sauce..

now for crying out loud, it's like a bottle of ketchup/catsup.....

thump, thump, whack...!!!!!!

 

Was reading in the paper Chicago had like 9 shootings on Turkey day... unreal. You would think that out of the entire year Thanksgiving would be the one day there wasn't any in that city.