Strange or bizarre tips for drivers

All depends on how y'all laugh at it.
Ya reckon.

 

Well the title of this one is

Strange or Bizarre tips for drivers

I think that pretty much leaves the topic wide open!

 

Depends on whether I was taught, or suggested at

I'll have to hear it - sounds (for now) like a cover of a Warren Zevon song.

Ah, tain't. But that guy has a good voice.

yah reckon?

Well, I gotta come up for air, once in a while. And a shower

 

When you're driving a long way on the interstate, write down your odometer reading and mile marker. Then if you break down or come upon an accident you can use that information to determine exactly what mile marker you're at. I jot down the mile marker and odometer reading on my driver's window with a dry wipe marker.

 

Girls have it all....
A little boy and girl are playing in the wading pool.
Comparison time comes and he tells her: "See, you don't have one of
these.
The little girl rushes weeping into her house to see her mother.

A few minutes later she returns; big smile, and tells him: My mother says I have one of "these" and can get all of "those" I want."

Recent polls show that women control over 78% of the money supply and 100% of the sex supply.

 

When you're backed into a dock and the tractor is at an angle to the trailer, crank down the support legs to stabilize the trailer so it doesn't lean too much while forklifts are going in and out. With the tractor on an angle, the fifth wheel will tilt, allowing the trailer to list with the weight of a forklift off center in the nose of the trailer.

 

I don't know if this one classifies as strange, but when you're inspecting your truck, look between those drive tires and trailer tires. My hubby recently had some butt puppet "spike" one of his drives with a screwdriver, and did it in between the tires. Also, go with your gut instinct. If something tells you that something isn't right, trust that feeling - it's usually right.

 

Maybe this has been mentioned already on here, but your post reminded me of something. Some people buy one or two 50 foot air lines. They connect to the back of the tractor (or trailer if possible) and use the air line to blow junk out of the trailer. Not a bad idea.