Strange or bizarre tips for drivers

Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by jlkklj777, Oct 25, 2007.

  1. JolliRoger

    JolliRoger Road Train Member

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    Coke is hard on your system... Proof:

    Drop a 20 penny nail in a botle of Coca Cola and check it in a week.
    It willl be terribly corroded and paritally eaten away.

    Drop a 20 penny nail in a pint of good bourbon whiskey.
    Sip from it as you desire and when finished shake out the nail
    and use it again. This test can go on and on and on.....

    Moral:
    Good bourbon whiskey is chemically balanced to make you drunk
    and fooliish, not to destroy iron.
     
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  3. lostNfound

    lostNfound Road Train Member

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    How about just punch yourself in the nutz instead? :biggrin_2552:
     
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  4. lostNfound

    lostNfound Road Train Member

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    I dunno ... you try it and let us know. :biggrin_25523:
     
  5. lostNfound

    lostNfound Road Train Member

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    Thanks for that.



    I think I'll stick to coffee though. :biggrin_25523:
     
  6. TrooperRat

    TrooperRat Medium Load Member

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    Spearmint chewing gum works for me when I'm driving and getting sleepy. That and slapping my face, opening the window and sticking my head out, dumping water over my head - but the last time I pulled a nose hair, not only did it hurt, a lot of blood started gushing out! Don't think I would want to follow that advice.....
     
  7. L.B.

    L.B. Third Generation Truck Driver

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    Yeah, I tried that. Not to stay awake but I have these monster nose hairs! Makes my nose run for the next hour and everyone looks at me like I'm on coke.:biggrin_2551:
     
  8. covenantbiker

    covenantbiker Light Load Member

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    These have been some very interesting tips and posts...

    We run reefer loads and had a broom that was a pos for sweeping out the trailer. We finally went to Wally world and spent about $70 on a gas powered leaf blower. OH and a couple of dollars for empty gas can. Took us only 5 minutes to blow the trailer out. I believe the blower can fit under the bunk and there is no gasoline smell.
     
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  9. Baack

    Baack Road Train Member

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    Thats a great idea
    We do this
    Our warehouse is next to a body shop
    One day when blowing out the crap, some gravel found its way into the side of a newly painted car
    My fault LOL
     
  10. ziggystyles

    ziggystyles Road Train Member

    Lol i might have mentioned this before...darn it, cant remember.

    Try not to use the windshield washer fluid buckets and scrubby wiper wands at truck stops. A driver that has exposed fuel tanks might use them to clean their tanks...getting fuel on the wiper wand as well as in the bucket for all to use; and then you pick it up next and wipe that oily diesel onto your winshield which then foams up / smears all over.
     
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  11. lilillill

    lilillill Sarcasm... it's not just for breakfast

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    Quite a few of our drivers swear by that cordless blower that Ryobi makes. No gas fumes or hassles carrying gas on your truck.

    I'm gonna get one here shortly, being that I already own a bunch of other Ryobi stuff that takes the same 18 volt batteries. I'm really pleased with everything else they make (especially the caulk gun), so I figure the blower is probably good too.
     
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