Strange or bizarre tips for drivers

Stop leaving full plastic gallon jugs of pee at Rest Areas.

 

Thanx alot everyone for the great advise,keep up the good work!!!!

 

STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Driving thru TS parking lots with your headlights on. If you cant see THERE, I would hate to see you out on the road.
- Harrassing newbies on this website, let me.
- Taking Hollywood Showers when theres 20 Drivers in the lounge waiting with #'s(they smell like they need one MORE than you).
- Asking for Smokie Updates every 3 miles(you can practice in the parking lot).
- If your gonna break the law and sell your Company fuel to a O/O, AT LEAST dont do it wheres theres cameras ya dumb^^^. Most thieves do it in a high legal speed limit state and tell dispatch "Sorry my MPG went from 8 down to 5, running heavy and 70"(for certain companies, that be downhill)(gr8...gavem an idea now).
- Dont try and keepup with a Peterbilt, they dont like to hear grown drivers cry in the distance.

 

I guess your grandpa can consider himself quite lucky that his truck never burned down then. Or well, in those days trucks didn't contain as much stuff that could burn, nowadays anything you touch is a potential inferno.

 

Sorry driver, they can't be turned off. Lights on for SAFETY!

 

Yeah that's what I meant.

And yes the company has an anti-tampering policy

And no, the shop mechanics can barely FIX what you ask them to, they sure as heck won't be a party to sabotage. (Not even for a case of beer!)

 

Just be careful guys if wearing shorts and using the beads, rips the hairs out of your legs, though I guess that will keep you awake. LOL.

 

Here is what works for me:

Eat raisins or nuts, one at a time.

Slap yourself.

Best ever - Make sure nobody is around - Then slam on the brakes real hard - Scares the #### out of me, even though I knew it was coming.