Strip clubs

They might think you were moonlighting @pattyj

 

Nothing but a Smile..


Only joking (This is for those of you who don't have a sense of Humour)

 

cute lol

 

I saw you to, hang on while I look for the picture

 

If you can find it, I'm sure there would be money in it for you!

 

I was going to say: Your birthday suit.... and a ball-gag.

 

Years ago I had an oversize ld and was needing a spot for the night. This was in Ga on I75. There was a new strip joint that had just opened and the Bible Thumpers were there holding up signs about how this place was. Signs about calling your dispatcher and what would your wife say etc. Well I needed a spot
So I park. Then I write on a piece of paper my name trk number and location
With phone number of the company
I walked up to the lady holding the sign saying I will call your dispatcher
I said the office comes in at 8am central time, please call, it will save me a check call. The lady said I was going not to heaven.. I said no I'm going to Jacksonville Fl...
She never did call in....

 

The sad thing is when I have the time/opportunity to go to a strip club I don't have the money. When I have the money I never seem to come across one.

Nevertheless here are a few I know of:

Club 78 in OH across the street from the TA near Youngstown (there's a Pilot across the highway too)

Really that place is one stop shopping if I'm running from NY/Philly to Chicago. It's about halfway so a good place for a 10 there's a (real) QuakerSteak, Perkins and about every fast food place you can think of. A Penske shop about 2 miles away, I think there's a Ryder nearby too. Bob Evans and Starbucks for breakfast and a strip club too! The drinks aren't unreasonable priced either *cough* *cough* so I've heard *cough* the massage parlor is "being renovated" probably gone for good. I used it ONCE (legitimately, I tore up my back and was in agony for 2 days) it might have been a happy ending place but I just went for a rub down.

Jill's in Wheeling WV back side of the TA lot. The first few times I went there it was cool but the last time I went the girls kept hiding in the break room updating their phones. Manager had to keep going in and dragging them out. Sign of the times, porn is free on the phones and there are plenty of girls taking naked selfies, how much longer will gentlemen's clubs last with the overhead costs?

Never been inside but I took a 4 hour nap at the "infamous Bada Bing" it's almost in NY on 80. I don't remember the real name. There's room for 2-3 trucks there I don't know how long you could stay before someone did something.

Duncannon "Island" in PA off Rt 15. There's a formerly independent truckstop that was bought by Pilot. It's surrounded by no less than 3 different strip clubs. It's sort of a no man's land because the "town" it's in has no residents, so there's no one to protest. There was a story about how the area is "governed" it was more interesting than you'd think. (Basically none of the surrounding towns extend to that slip of land, so it falls under the jurisdiction of a township elsewhere?) so there's been a lot of development on that spit of land.

The older I get the more I seem to frequent strip clubs. I'm almost never home enough to do anything with the wife anymore. I'm too old to have a chance to pick up a sweet young thing at a bar, but it's nice to be reminded I have a pulse once in a while.

Although the last time (?) I went to a club the girl I was chatting up told me her father was younger than me. Bahhh what a buzz kill!

 

I assume you delivered in the morning or afternoon?That's a slight bit difference then your truck being seen in the open parking lot late at night.