Strip clubs

Just get a cheap motel and hop on Craigslist.
There's all kinds of women on there that'll do
Anything you want and your won't have to spend
10 dollars a drink either.

 

The Blue Moon on E. Van Buren and about 28th street has a lot of illegal action in their booths. Lots of touching. Both ways touching. You could probably park along some of the side streets.

There's also a dirt lot a mile or 2 west, across from a motel (Super 8???) next to a circle K.

Last year I was at that place on West Indian School Rd (s. side of the rd.) think it was just past Grand ave.. Absolutely no touching at all, but the Jr. Miss Arizona 2010 was working there as a stripper. She was 19 when she gave me a lap dance.

 

Asian massage parlors are a safer bet. Sometimes you walk in and get some old ugly Chinese hag, so I always go in and if I see an ugly woman I say: Hi I was here once before. I want the same girl as last time, I forgot her name, can I see all the girls?

That way, if they're all ugly you can just say, no she's not here, and walk away. It's better than saying you're all too ugly.

 

Or you can just ask for Linda and see if one comes out.

 

I drove a cab too, both in Phoenix and Indy. Free admissions in the strip clubs and the club pays you for every person you bring in.

The dancers always pay the cab fare home with plenty of singles, which a cabbie always needs. I don't think too many strippers own cars, always taking cabs.

I used to make extra money turning drug dealers in to silent witness/crime stoppers. Lots of ppl using cabs to go buy drugs.

They say they pay up to $1,000 per call, but that's usually for turning murderers in. Drug dealers only get $500-$600 and you have to have seen the drugs to convince cops to raid the place before you get your money.

It was never hard getting the buyer to talk about the drugs he bought and what he paid.

Indy was more dangerous than Phoenix ... robbery wise.

 

I just charged the drug dealers double up front. If they didn't like it they could report me to the cops. 98% of them were cool with that. I was discreet and what they did wasn't my business. I just requested that they don't blaze in the car because we'd both go to jail if we got caught and I'd make a very unpleasant cell mate.

The other 2%? Yeeeah,,, that white boy had to find his way home from the South Bronx by himself. Ain't I a stinka?

Craigslist just CAN'T be legit anymore. If that place ain't swarming with vice officers by now then there's no excuse.

The site I hear has all the action is called Backpage. But again, I assume by the time I hear about it my odds are 40/60 the place is swarming with sting operations.

Hah! I remember when the Village Voice used to print hard copy classifieds with solicitations. And that came out, what, bi-weekly? Monthly?

Also I understand the kids are all about the apps these days. There's one called Down or DTF which does away with all pretenses of dating and just tries to Uber two horny people together on demand.

 

On one fateful night, I went to a strip club, having stayed there for several hours, spending money that I really couldn't afford to spend. Right around midnight I left to go home.

After exiting the parking lot going out onto the street, law enforcement officers swarmed into the parking lot from all sides with their patrol cars. Needless to say, it scared the life out of me. I just kept on going as if nothing happened.

About a day or two later, there was a newspaper clipping about that one fateful night. The police had raided the strip club arresting quite a few people for drugs, prostitution, and God knows what other crimes.

From that day on, I have NEVER stepped inside of a strip club. I kid you not. For me personally, it is NOT worth the risk of being arrested, possibly being sent to prison for a stretch of time. It is a DISCIPLINE to refrain from the temptation, but well worth it.
This all happened back in September 1995, almost 22 years ago.

God bless every American and their families! God bless the U.S.A.!

 

Strip clubs are just buffets where you can't touch the food. What you really want are escorts driver. Wear protection.

 

Big Scam at DFW strip clubs. Probably elsewhere too.

Private dances ... you pay app. $20 per song. When they know you're with a dancer, they will run the songs back to back, non-stop. This keeps you from realizing how many songs you're paying for.

You think she danced (made out w/you) for 2 songs = $40, she says, NO, that was 4 (or more) songs = $80 or more.

 

Anybody else notice that this "strip clubs" thread has over 4.700 views??? .... in less than 2 months !!!

You sick twisted perverts were expecting pictures, weren't you??