Texas Town Abuzz Over Dozens of UFO Sightings

hollyhole decided to mess with texas.

it's somethin' right outta star wars.

it's the enterprise swoopin' in for a texas burger.

 

Truer words were never spoken. That's why I moved to Weatherford. Stephen ville is about 50 miles SW of here. It is pretty laid back. Lots of dairies and level headed college kids. Not exactly area 54. I doubt if the 2 or 3 Ron Paulers there would even be stirring up this. I have a friend who lives in Lingleville about 10 miles away. He says he hasn't seen anything, but has talked to a few who claim to have. Of course he also said that everything looks bigger through the bottom of a whiskey bottle.

 

DOUBLE MEAT DOUBLE CHEESE GRILLED ONIONS AND GRILLED JALAPENOS YUMM YUMM

 

Well the 10:00 news is on and they are leading with a new video from Alvarado,TX of UFO sighting. This is about 50 miles E of Stephenville and due S of DFW area. People in Stephenville are making the most of it. Advertising upcoming rodeo as Out of This World.

 

In a couple more weeks they'll be in the news again..... hollyhole offers multimillion dollar contract to residents of Strangeville to tell their story for new movie. I ought talk to my dispatcher and see how much they're paying for a load to Strangetown. Maybe I'll get lucky and land a gig, or get elevatored up into the real mother ship. Either way, it's golden !!

 

area 51 isn't too far away. And who knows what kind of aliens work and play there. They may've been out for an evening joy ride. Lots of stories surrounding area 51. One o' these days.....one o' these days I tell ya !

 

as long as there is no anal probing going on , i guess you can use that excuse.

and whats up with the anal probing ? i have always heard that and don't understand what they epect to learn from that.