Texting while driving

"most LIKELY be reporting it IF he does it again" WTF?

I know no one here would shed a tear.
If he pretzeled his own ###!!
Would be more proof for Darwin.

Now how would you feel if he ran OVER someone?
How about someone you know or care about?
How would your loved ones feel if you became part of Stupids Pretzel???

At this point Stupid should be wondering where his phone is?
What happened to his job?
Why can't he get hired?
And what that ringing in his ear is?

SHOULD HAVE
Shoved STUPID heads phone so far up his STUPIDing ###
That STUPID tard has an implanted hands free STUPID ing device
Stuck in STUPID heads Ear.
Give the various required people copies of STUPID head being STUPID tard on film!
Wash the STUPID stink off of yourself, and your boots.
Be careful, you don't want that STUPID head STUPID stank on yourself.
Now take control of you STUPID tard life and get out of the STUPID head herd.

Move along Now!

STUPID can be substituted with your preferred "therapy word"

Stepping off the Soap Box now..