The Best Keychain

Look it spins! *spin spin spin*

 

My keychain has a box cutter on it. Sharpest razer I have to. Comes in handy for EVERYTHING. Miniature LED Flash light, top opener, and a picture of a cute girl (The most important piece of the keychain beside the keys).

 

When you have balls, nobody messes with you.

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Freaking AWESOME.

 

yeah, blue balls, so I guess your right, nobody's messing with you.

 

ZING!

 

I have a mini mag lite that came as a bonus with the AA battery version. That mini gerber tool that was posted would be handy too.

 

Hand Grenade....

 

So thats where your balls are at, begining to worry about you for a while. You sure thats the best place to keep them?

I am thinkin any feller who carries fake male genitals on his keychain is kinda suspect. Looking at fake male genitals all day long when driving. Not my cup of tea.

Do you play or fondle them when they are not in your ignition by chance?

You are a dude right? Whats so wrong with fake boobies, or small pic of scantly clothed chicks, that you have to turn to male body parts instead?

Most all fellers got balls although they choose to keep them somewhere other than a keychain. Lots of fellers get messed with. Thinking your original statement was incorrect. Its brains, heart, wizdom then balls in that order what you need if you dont want to get messed with. Buying yourself a plastic set of male genitals an puttin them on your keyring wont stop you from being bullied guy.

 

I bet he teabags himself with 'em, too. omg maybe he teabags other drivers with them! We should put a warning out. maybe he's doing it to unsuspecting drivers in Pilot bathrooms while they're standing at the urinal doing their thing and vulnerable to such an event.