The "Seinfeld" thread

You have to give 2 weeks notice. Jeez read the contract.

 

That's the internet. Once it's out there, you can't get it back.

 

I see no harm in continuing these thread. I mean, it’s a 1,000 times better than those 1 sentence “don’t work for “insert name” company” threads on Bad Companies Section.

 

Those “ Are there any companies that pay $60/mile, put me in a super sleeper, and get me 7 days of hometime for every day out?” are good too.

 

Or my personal favorite..."I've had six jobs in two years, I got a speeding ticket for 20 over in a construction zone and I've had three accidents, none of which were my fault because the cops were picking on me, my boss yelled at me, and I'm not getting enough/getting way too many miles. I want a new job. Today. 'Cause I gots bills to pay.

You guys go right ahead with this thread. You're doing just fine. I'll sit here leaned back in my chair, feet on the desk, and take a nap.

 

Oh yes. How could I forget about those.

 

Yeah those are good too. Maybe this thread can be the next “what if it snows…” lmao