Things every beginner must have...

I gotta admit. That coulda been me. The sound quality in both directions of that silly blue parrot is good enough that most people do not know I am not on a land line. The hands free part comes in really helpful, even when eating. But I have forgotten to move the boom mike out of the way a couple times and hit it with a banana I was eating at the time. Frankly, I do not care if I look like a telemarketer, either! And there is no getting around that part. Maybe I should hang around a Star Trek convention...

 

I had my mirrored aviators long before I entered the trucking industry.