Things every driver must do once

That once was my only good option. I figured if i pee as far as i can and run like hell.... lesson learned.

 

Get off route in Pennsylvania and have to turn around in a pig pasture because low clearance in front of you. Pigs are noisy. Pig farmers have shotguns.

 

When in Penn if you don't know the road or arnt directed that way or it doesent have an I in front of the number stay off it .

 

Bad Mapquest Printout Map(put me past the Co-Op on a gravel road.Hills so humpy...Landing gear digging into the gravel.45,000 lb load ...Daycab.Overheating 99° outside.WTF...10,000lb Wooden bridge ahead.Co op delivery guy in a pickup,came by,Laughed Out Loud at my Map.Said,Geez..."If u Think u can turn it around in that farmers driveway (with the drainage pipe next to it? You can follow me to Co op.Oh,yeah"We have No dock,Your're gonna have to pull those 20 (2250lb) skids of shrinkwrapped fertilizer to the ### end...so we can pluck them off!!

 

Northeast Nebraska ?

 

Taking another driver out on a night run for training, he speeds through town, local mounty pulls us over into a dirt lot, he waits to set air brakes until mounty standing right next to truck yapping about speeding in town, he reaches over and sets all brakes, a few minutes later the dust settled, really thinking that we were going to spend the night in jail on that one, it was about a half hour lecture and we got off with no ticket, I was sitting over in the jump seat really trying not to laugh.

 

I think so.It was Howell,Nebraska.

 

Have you been to that one? Stupid broker load.Company was losing $100 on it.Diesel was $5 a gallon at the time.One of the Worst Days ...I can remember.

 

I figured ...I get a kick out of those that think Iowa and Nebraska is flat lol

 

They aren't flat so much as treeless.