Things every driver must do once

Here is another. I had dinner with 6 women. I am serious.

Here is how it went.

In a quality inn somewhere in the midwest, the place had rotting lead paint, rusting quietly exposed structural metal etc. Windows long since frosted over from age and no one wipes it anymore. It happened to have a restaurant.

Bingo, food time.

Went in, silent as a church. Picked a corner table One came up handed me a menu. As I was assembling the order mentally more staffers came up quietly. They literally had NOTHING I repeat NOTHING to do in the entire place. Half the rooms were being aired out open and there was maybe two that were occupied with snoring. Front desk showed up at my table. It's 3PM, not yet time for a break.

ALL 6 worked to bring dinner to the table. Then settled in around to wait on coffee refills and such seconds I might ask for. I kept saying to them I am not accustomed to this level of service from so many pretties and it's a most unusual situation. One said that I was the first one served this week. (It's thursday... the resturant as neat as a pin...)

Then it got different really fast when they agreed it's break time and went back and forth to the kitchen to assemble and cook thier own dinners and brought to my table to settle.

Now mind you, I started at 3 and figure on a hour and gone maybe. I did not get out of there until 9.

Dispatch started yelling some seriously profane murder wondering what in hell happened that night. I aint told him *&^% until now. Maybe he can read on this and choke on it. he he.

Im not much of a runt to look at but let's say it was nice for them to be around a man for a while unworried about being hit on or some stupid stuff a while. It worked out well. You could not pay money or love for stuff like that.

Oh the dinner bill? 14 some odd dollars.

I don't know what the 6 got paid hourly on the clock, but it aint profiting that outfit for sure.

 

hook up with a waffle house lady

 

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Drift your tractor trailer unit on a snow covered lot

 

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