Things Heard in Trucking School (FAQs)

He asked other students at the hotel. Said he "only did it once in his life" but that it happened to be the prior weekend. I can't remember if that guy made it all the way through. I do remember about a third failed that initial test. The really really important one. I think quite a few thought they could pass using one of those Voodoo tricks mentioned earlier.

 

Smart man, eliminate your competition for the good paying jobs by ensuring your classmates all fail the drug screening.

 

do I get a chain drive wallet?

do I get a sidekick chimp?

 

The hotel that was used where I went to school was full of hookers, drunks, and crackheads. I'm sure it claimed some victims.

 

Had a guy in my training group ask how you know it's in reverse if the truck doesn't have a back up beeper.

Same guy that blamed the dmv clerk when he failed his permit test and the instructors for making him do figure 8s on the parking lot for 2 weeks.

 

I guess I ran filthy , then.

Feels good to be cleaned up now.

 

Those dirty /filthy days are fast coming to a end .

 

Long over for me.... I'm a good boy now.

 

The Age of Moron hath hastened upon thee. Soon they will start letting drivers go that can write and use punctuation.