Things that need special warnings

Door mat tossing is the new washerboard (cornhole for the northerners) game.
You got to stand back 40 paces from a doorway and have someone on the backside/inside fully open it up suddenly while standing in the opening and close it as fast as they can before the mat gets thrown at them. The object of the game is to get the mat through the opening without actually hitting the obstacle (the person or door) in its way.

Made this up but not surprising if it has actually become a thing. Can’t be any worse than jumping from a moving car while eating tidepods covered in gorilla glue listening to “dreams” by Fleetwood Mac could it?

 

What a coincidence, I have that same warning on my organ.

 

Do Not Taunt mat, too funny.


This mat reminds of this house my beach buddy bought from this elderly couple that had lived there 30 years prior.

When he closed on the house the lady of the house made sure she pointed out the list on the inside cabinet door of things not to be put down the garbage disposer.

Well we had a lot of parties at that house and the list had many additions over the years,i.e., no hands, small pets, babies, gravel.

 

Ohhhhhhhhhh, you ol' DAWG, ya!

 

They lifted most of that from the SNL "Happy Fun Ball" commercial parody......

 

I still say, If using fossil fuels is so bad, why hasn't it's use been banned as of tomorrow? Let's get back to nature and get back to a 1500 BCE economy. Oh wait, because of "climate Change" we can't rub two sticks together to make fire.
Use what we have and try to improve it's outcome.

 

Unless you're on a high-fibre diet?