Ticketed for Eating While Driving

we saw someone in Pensacola, fl one time talkin on the cell phone with one hand, smoking a cigarette with the other, checking out the hairdo in the mirror, and driving with their elbow...hows that for distracted driving?

 

There's always next time.

 

Cop. Do you know why I pulled you over Trucker. No why. Cop. Because I observed you eating a burger. Trucker. As he's licking his lips says "what burger"

 

You know, if he invented time travel he could run over as many kids as he likes because he could go back in time and fix it.

Makes as much sense as your post.

 

Well, my Director at B.R.A.K.E.S had his Mother-In -Law killed, while crossing the street in a crosswalk, by someone who just happened to "look down". Make sense now?

 

It made sense before, it just didn't apply to the situation. We could "what if" every situation to death

 

That's unfortunate... and completely irrelevant.

 

I've seen people driving down the freeway reading a book. Scary stuff!

 

Yeah. This sandwich is nothing. Try eating a piping hot bowl of pho with chopsticks , in a delicate ceramic bowl , while driving a 13 speed in fresno rush hour stop and go traffic. The incentive is to not spill it on yourself and give yourself 3rd degree burns.

 

Or really hard frozen Ben and Jerrys. Gotta use both hands, steer with the knees. The rumble strips make handy guide lines.