Toilet Paper Shortage: Good Raw Material Being Wiped Out

Well I guess as long as we keep planting corn we will be able to get by.
What would a bunch of wrestlers know about recycling paper anyway.

 

And since Sears doesn't put out their big catalog any more, what ARE we gonna do?????

I remember the big toilet paper scare back in the 70's. Somehow word got around that toilet paper was in scarce supply, so folks started hitting the stores and buying it all up. Of course the result was a toilet paper shortage, at least for a while. . .

 

A HA! The real reason for them to want us to go to PAPERLESS logs is revealed!

 

From the moment I started truck driving school, I couldn't escape thinking it somewhat funny having something called "The Driver's Daily Log."

Even stranger, when I was having digestive problems, I thought maybe that this was a sign that my driver's log was a mess and I should be doing it right. In a way, it was, because my digestion works better when I get decent sleep.