Does a bear crap in the woods? Is the Pope Catholic? Of course we want the Paul Harvey of what happened.
While I am not a tranny, I did make the mistake of eating Pilot pizza while I was in training and it gave me horrible gas. I couldn't do anything about it. It was so embarrassing. My trainer forgave me. But when he left the truck, he went... "whooo weeee" I never ate that crap again while I had another person on the truck with me.