Trans Am Still

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.

The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in a terrible hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. Forget about the anesthetic; I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town, and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work."

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man, asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."

So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, honey, and show him."

 

The man asked his wife what she wanted for her birthday. She said I want something that goes from zero to 160 in 6 seconds.

He bought her a bathroom scale.

 

She's the one that thought studying the minds of serial killers was interesting .... last year she decided they weren't interesting enough, quit the sheriff's office, and now she is teaching high school kids.....the behavioral problems class.

She's been taller than me since she was 10 years old. She's not really mean .....but you have to remember she enjoys picking the brains of crazy people!

Hey! You're right! If she wasn't already married she would be perfect!

 

I wish one of you was in Olathe......I want someone to drag chismi out by his ear....and pinch it.....until he promises that he did not lease!

chismi, where are you??? Truly, I hope all is well!

 

2 weeks later, he could see just a little bit, thru that left eye!!! lol

 

Thanks for the input Honey badger......how often do you guys/gals get hometime at transam ? once a month?

 

If you are company you get 1 day off for every week you are out. If you are new I would highly suggest you stay company and not lease. If you go with Trans Am they will make the lease sound really good but there is a lot to learn Just read through the thread for details

 

I wake up and all this activity on here 2 pages of post but now that I am awake it will get quiet again. I love the jokes copied and pasted them all and took 100% credit for them as my own. LOL

 

They were all grumpy today .....I felt like they needed a nap and sent them all to bed!